"Give back the egg"
If Jack knows where you live,
you can't go back to where you're staying, can you?
You'll have to hide somewhere.
I'll be happy to serve as your bodyguard!
I won't let anybody touch you.
If anyone tries, I'll murder them where they stand--
Blood!
Hey, stop wasting time!
She'll be fine without any help from us.
Why don't you two live together?
H-Hell no!
I can't let a woman like her into my room!
I'd like nothing more!
"And my father was born in Kyoto, and his family name was Ando..."
Looks like his brain got fried.
Um, Sherlock is a talented detective,
but I don't know about his skills as a bodyguard...
What? You didn't know he was a master of baritsu?
What's baritsu?
I see... A master of baritsu?
Is baritsu strong?
Incredibly strong!
Or so they say.
"The Legend of Baritsu" Or so they say.
"A real fighting style for smarty-pants."
Baritsu, the correspondence course!
Okay, get packing!
Do it for Irene!
You can stay here.
--Come on.
--Huh? Why do I...? --Come on.
"Give back the egg" --Huh? Why do I...? --Come on.
"Give back the egg"?
What's the egg?
He's after the USB drive.
The USB drive?
Moran's drive.
Jack thinks I still have it.
But you gave it back to Moran, right?
No.
I gave him the dummy drive.
Whatever's in here is probably...
...a clue to who Jack is.
"That Woman's Pad"
This is comfier than I thought.
I can't sleep here either?
Then what about here?
Oh, did you give up on the password?
I'm less interested in what's inside it, and...
...more interested in how you can use the drive to catch Jack?
Right?
Excuse me.
Um... can I use your bath?
I'll keep doing the cleaning like I have been.
I already cleaned.
W-Wow... And it smells good, too...
That's rose scent. My favorite perfume.
Rose?
Want to eat lunch while you're here?
Hey, I told you to put canned mangos on this.
Oh, I'll get them.
Why not take a bite first?
Here's some ponzu sauce for extra flavor.
Hey, mister!
Come join us!
We're throwing water balloons at the drunks!
Divine punishment!
Get a job!
Hey! You jerk!
We demand an apology!
--Get down here! --Sorry, sorry.
--You little shits! --Sorry, sorry.
--Get your asses down here! --You want to join in? It's fun.
--Sorry! I can't hear you! --You want to join in? It's fun.
--Sorry! I can't hear you! --Sorry. I've got somewhere to be.
Bye!
I don't have anywhere to go.
You can do it... You can do it, Fuyuto!
As soon as I get this, I can be a man!
Kyogoku-san?
You've got the wrong guy.
Um, your money's still in the machine.
You're asking someone on a date for the first time?
Yes.
But what you were just buying--
I've decided I won't have kids until I'm 32.
Until then, I need to prioritize my time with Maki-chan.
Maki-chan? The one who comes here all the time?
Yes. Her, of course.
I didn't know you liked that type, Kyogoku-san.
Liked what type?
Oh, I guess I do, yes.
So you like this type, too?
Probably?
By the way, do you have any experience with that type?
No need to worry.
"My (Fuyuto) Dream" No need to worry.
Hey... Can you come with me?
It's no fun doing it by myself.
Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyomatsu...
Oh, you're so funny, Kyogoku-san!
That's not true.
If only I had a wonderful boyfriend like you.
But that'll never happen!
Maki-chan, actually, there's someplace I want to take you.
I'll be with you until the end.
And the two of them set out into the night...
What is this, even?
My plan for the night!
You might talk like this, but would Maki-san?
Of course, this is just one example.
"Love Strategy" I've run simulations for every possible situation!
The battle is already won!
You've really put some effort into this.
Men are so dumb.
So what about him?
Not my type, maybe.
--Yeah, he's a no go. --Yeah, that's never happening!
What's up?
So there's this new guy...
Hokari Maki-san!
Yes?
Um... actually... well... I wanted to talk to you.
Um... basically... what I'm saying is...
Martinis and... room keys and... in and out, and in and out...
--Can I go? --And in and out... and in and out...
--He wants to ask you out. --And in and out... and in and out...
Yes! That is what I was trying to say!
But...
I'm sorry.
He's got more cash than you'd think.
Why not take him for all he's worth?
Where shall we go?
Yes!
My plan worked!
No way!
Oh, no, Sherlock!
So much!
Hey there.
Welcome.
What are you doing here?
Jack's after me, so I'm staying here.
Okay, I win.
Jack, huh?
Which should I get?
Hey, Kyogoku-san?
Yes?!
I can't decide, so... I want them all!
Leave it to me, Maki-chan!
Hey, mister, why are you here all the time?
Are you unemployed?
Are you yummy?
It's up to me what I do and where I go.
What are you doing?
I'm making a database of stray old guys who live in this area.
What do you mean stray?
I have a home!
I have good news for the poor guy who's sitting on a bench eating ramen.
I got some rakugo tickets.
Want to go with Sherlock?
I'll go.
Fool.
I've only got three tickets. What do you want?
But we can't leave her alone.
Hey, hurry it up.
I'll be fine.
You go have fun.
You heard the lady.
Let's go.
It's dangerous to be alone. I'll stay here.
Hello? Oh, Yoshio?
An accident?
Wait, I'll be right there!
What's wrong?
Sorry. Emergency!
Go without me!
Is he okay?
Okay, Watson-san, let's go!
So this must be...
It's Jack.
Even the kitchen!
What about the drive?
It's not safe here, either.
What do I do now?
Use this.
Hey, can I take this off?
No.
We can't let anybody see you.
You're going missing for a while.
Is this hideout really safe?
Boss Kaneko recommended it.
It'll be fine.
It's an old abandoned movie theater that Kaneko's business used to run.
He uses it as a shelter when there's a gang war.
The only people who know Irene's hiding here are us three.
Don't tell anybody else.
Of course!
You're well-prepared, huh?
You'll have everything you need here to survive.
Sorry for all the trouble.
Oh, but... can I ask for two or three more things?
"Hair Iron" "Skin Cream" "Lotion" "Razor" "Dorayaki" "Ceylon Tea" "Week's Worth of Clothes"
That woman...
She doesn't need some of this stuff!
If you need someone to go shopping, I can do it.
No. I'll do it.
Um... it'd be faster to split up.
I'll do it.
I can be useful, too, you know!
He just makes me feel so bad when he talks like that!
Are you listening, Kyogoku-san?
I've got bigger problems...
You okay?
I'm standing at a crossroads in my life!
You're kidding me.
I'm telling my princess I love her tonight...
But running the simulations destroyed my stomach!
Kyogoku-san!
Princess? Not prince?
Well, whatever.
Make sure you don't end up a mark yourself.
She's just going to take him for all he's worth and abandon him.
Damn, you pawned off every single thing he gave you?
No way!
Hey, you're being loud!
They were all too expensive for me...
I want a pay pig, too!
Me, too!
But Kyogoku-san's really serious and trying his best!
That crazy plan is never going to get him anywhere!
But she'll feel his passion.
Not a chance.
Hokari Maki-san!
Kyogoku-san!
W-Would you please...
Oh, wow! Is this...!
Could it be...?
Let me hold your hand!
Please!
A diamond just for holding a guy's hand!
I'd be willing to grab your rod for a diamond!
Thank you.
I can finally hold Maki-chan's hand!
Poor bastard...
Kyogoku-san?
Why are you doing all this for me?
--Because-- --Are you after my body?
No, not at all!
Then what is it?
Because... I want you to be my bride?
I can't accept this.
No...
Maki-chan!
I can only take this after we know each other more.
Let's date like a real couple.
Maki-chan!
You're kidding me!
Kyogoku-san!
Oh, no! I'm crying!
Be happy together!
Congratulations!
Thank you, John.
You take that step, too, just like I did.
Don't be afraid of failure!
Let's go somewhere to have a quiet drink, Maki.
Okay!
That's right!
There's something I can do, too!
Good luck. No idea what you're talking about, but good luck.
"I'm going to do what I can to help protect Irene-san."
Nothing out of the ordinary.
I'm so embarrassed...
Ma... Ma... Maki-chan!
Maki-chan!
Sherlock?
Watson, you go after Irene!
--Sherlock! --What's wrong?
Operation Tug-of-War!
Roger!
Irene-san!
This is the police!
Jack got Moriarty!
Ready, go!
Oh, that's Daigoro!
You're right! According to our database, his habitat is Kabukicho Park!
What about our pay?
The drive!
If you won't tell me...
Irene-san!
It's Jack! Take care of Irene-sensei!
Irene-san, hang in there!
I'll call an ambulance!
What happened to Jack?
Sherlock, Irene is at the hospital being treated.
She's dead.
I just got word.
No...
That's disappointing.
The only people who know Irene's hiding here are us three.
Moriarty...
What were you doing there?
"Now Hiring Psychics"
Watson... Sherlock is in danger...
"Sherlock's Room" "On BF3. Only window is behind desk. Watson sleeps on sofa. Building is 53 years old." "Sherlock built his rakugo stage himself!"